Today I thought I’d try something new and go a little more traditional for this piece. I mean, I’m sure Apu Punchau and the guy who killed himself in the bucket of beans will make a return at some point but let’s see how this cozy, home style cannibalism thing went. So this dirty, older …
Have you seen or even remember this movie? Did you see it because of your never ending love for Andrew Garfield? Or because it was by the guy who did It Follows? Did you think ‘man that looks like shit who gives a fuck’ or did you hear about The Owl’s Kiss, think ‘ oh …
Continue reading under the silver lake (2018) – conspiracies and allusions or general nothingness
In theory I’ve been working a blog since 2011 but it wasn’t always this one. I quit that old one because it attracted too many shitbags and I was trying to put something out every day which meant I wasn’t doing very good writing (not that I do now) and I had assloads more time …
Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
Continue reading to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
Do you remember that time you were watching that movie and it was going pretty good but it seemed like it might be the daughter of It Follows and maybe it would be some sort of let down in the end but then out of the fucking blue and you never saw that coming and …
Run Sweetheart Run: a female takes a client out to dinner. He’s charming! She’s comely! He lives in a nice mansion! She lives with her baby in an apartment! They go skating! He hates dogs! He’s peachy skinned and rich as fuck! She has darker skin and is currently- um - well - hey - …
**this is also a holiday tradition around here, for this holiday anyway. This was my first post out here (look how short it is) and while it’s not a super great movie at all, I get exactly one hit or view or whatever per week from china using the search term jizztowel. I don’t know …
*this is a re-post tradition here at film miasma until I watch something Christmas-y that I like better* (it also looks like I originally put this out on Christmas Eve so there’s that) Do you hate Mel Gibson? Are you old enough to remember the things he did before he said those things that he …
It’s Christmas time right?? *clickity clickity click click* yep - looks like it! Is that why I watched this *checks brains* yep! Here we have a - shit! I need to go make our 2022 wrapping paper! Fuck! I’ll be back. *leaves* *Comes back a week later tangled in measuring tape and knicked with stick …
Continue reading better watch out (2016) and our 2022 wrapping paper ( ! )
On The Line - a movie where Mel Gibson plays a gruff and angry 'shock', in the middle of the night, radio host. He's angry! He's pissed! He's got something to say! Don't call him if you're fucking stupid! Right! Got it! Do you understand?! YOU GOT IT?? He's edgy! He's gruff! He'll eat your …
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