As these things go, I was poking around, looking for something to watch, trying not to bother anyone and came across this thing about some girl who finds her dead dad's audio tapes and goes about saving the world from something. The trailer looked cool and the setting looked nice (I've actually been there [Leadville, …
I got out here before and went on about how I like a good Western. Now - I'm no Western fanatic or purist or something of that shit - I'm from the Midwest (US) -or, really - the MidSouth - and I can appreciate movies about small towns and small town people and small town …
I’m not totally sure what there is to say about this thing. The premise? A bunch of obese men are in a reality TV contest to see who can lose the most weight and win 1 million dollars. As they barely try to compete, some guy eats some shit, another guy fantasizes about a shirtless …
As we interlude once more from our "witches who want to cut off your head and eat it in a pie" series, I wonder how many of the readers of this place have ever eaten bacon?slept in a tent?had a beer?pooped outside?encountered a real, live goatman?been at the zoo and standing in front of a …
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I'm not a guy who turns things around really quick - it usually takes me a few weeks to go from movie to here so I'm not really sure when this will post or if this intro will even be relevant any more but Mrs. Film Miasma is out of town so it's just me …
GEEEEEEEEEZ - has it really been over ten years since this came out? I remember on the old site, a lot of people hated this. I don't remember if it was just because it was made by Ti West (which seems to come to mind as a common theme back then) (which I never got …
Here are some of the initial reactions from around the HQ area when this was rented: Film Miasma: Wow. I didn't see that coming. Mrs Film Miasma: And that's why you don't honk at people (affectionate term of endearment)!!Film Miasma: Well that lady was being a complete dick and she can just get out of …
The other day of the other week, on one of my COVID remote work days, I sat down on my lunch hour with - of all things - a bowl of beans to eat (nutritious!) and turned on the TV to start something I could finish later, which is about how it goes for me …
The lovely Imogen Poots returns to me, nicely wrapped up a slinky Christmas outfit and some bangs. This time around, I follow her through some good looking shots of colorful lights and snowfall on dark wood, listen to her deepening voice getting sexier and watch her fingers flick across her smart phone as she tries …
Nicole Kidman: her porcelain flesh, her stunning red hair and her consistently misbehaving accent take long, dramatic walks through the barren streets of New York, contemplating her troubled life of wealth, cucumber sandwiches and comely women comprising the Parent Association of her kid's school. "Woe is my life..." she must think, her brows furrowing and …
