Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
Continue reading to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
Run Sweetheart Run: a female takes a client out to dinner. He’s charming! She’s comely! He lives in a nice mansion! She lives with her baby in an apartment! They go skating! He hates dogs! He’s peachy skinned and rich as fuck! She has darker skin and is currently- um - well - hey - …
On The Line - a movie where Mel Gibson plays a gruff and angry 'shock', in the middle of the night, radio host. He's angry! He's pissed! He's got something to say! Don't call him if you're fucking stupid! Right! Got it! Do you understand?! YOU GOT IT?? He's edgy! He's gruff! He'll eat your …
I have never shied away from my dislike of infants - or even toddlers. I don’t know why - maybe it’s from all the filthy diapers I changed with my brother or how much my cousin cried incessantly and constantly for hours and hours and hours straight when she was getting her teeth but I …
I suppose I’m obligated to come out and say this in the intro: I never really liked any of these movies honestly. I saw the first one when it came out in the theater and didn’t really care. Same with the second and the the third was lame and then one was in space and …
Here at File Miasma we're always behind on the new things that come out - at lest when it comes to writing about them, not necessarily watching them, not that it makes much difference. By the time I get to them, they're probably old news and no one cares and all of that shit so, …
Ahhhhhh. Hmmmmmm. How do we do this one? I don’t like Twitter as much as I used to but it’s good every now and then to hear about things. Granted, 85% of the time it’s someone crying about how they are being mistreated by some form of government- somehow any way all the time every …
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: We here at Film Miasma consider ourselves a real fine, classy and upstanding publication even though we know otherwise, but still. We knew our head (and, regrettably, only) writer filed for a few days off and we knew he was off drinking beer and smoking cigars but we thought he'd be back by …
I suppose it's obligatory to post this blurb - I don't know that much about this franchise. Really. I don't remember how or when I saw the first one but I was a little kid and it scared the shit out of me - really, I might have shit myself that night. The guy dancing …
Continue reading man cuts off woman’s face, wears it around town: texas chainsaw massacre (2021)
X... back in the old blog days - back when people use to go out and comment on shit all day and we'd have lively discussions about shit (whatever happened to that community?) (when I came back and started this new blog I went out searching for other horror places and commented on their shit …
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