Here's how my brains work. I watched Hello Mary Lou (Prom Night 2) again the other week because I really like that movie and wanted to write about how I want to kiss on it and maybe grope it a little bit even if it is Canadian and was thinking about what I could do …
I will always heartily stand by the fact that I don't know shit about shit. Do I know who Brian De Palma is? Of course. Do I care? Not really. I was going to start this off by saying that I've only seen two of his movies but, looking at his list, I guess I've …
My involvement into Italian horror isn't really too extensive. Most of the shit I remember are the old Giallo movies that we used to watch to see some skin and a bunch of old zombie movies that I don't remember being any good. I do have a box set of DVDs in the shape of …
Hi! I don't normally talk about mainstream / new movie releases for a few reasons.... first - tons of other writers will already have gotten to them and done a MUCH better job than I ever could. B) (I did that on purpose) it's not really my bag or - hmmm - my *ahem* metier …
Today we'll take a quick break from our ongoing look into the arcanum of slumber parties and sorority houses for something newer, be it the right decision or not - which, is probably not as we continue along here at this place. Notice please that the title on this movie poster differs from the title …
I think it’s common knowledge that most people can’t pay attention to anything too long anymore or are somewhat OCD and I realize that I fall into the latter, with mine being more OCD rather than less. I also know I have my ways and my things and I like things to be in a …
Let's see here - what are we addressing today? My horrible typing skills? No. My constant war with The Arrogant Comma? I see that's not on the agenda. How - no matter what I think of it, people have the desire to use pronouns in their auto signature at work? Jesus Fucking Christ. From here …
As these things go, I was poking around, looking for something to watch, trying not to bother anyone and came across this thing about some girl who finds her dead dad's audio tapes and goes about saving the world from something. The trailer looked cool and the setting looked nice (I've actually been there [Leadville, …
I got out here before and went on about how I like a good Western. Now - I'm no Western fanatic or purist or something of that shit - I'm from the Midwest (US) -or, really - the MidSouth - and I can appreciate movies about small towns and small town people and small town …
I’m not totally sure what there is to say about this thing. The premise? A bunch of obese men are in a reality TV contest to see who can lose the most weight and win 1 million dollars. As they barely try to compete, some guy eats some shit, another guy fantasizes about a shirtless …
