In my life I have never claimed to be quick at anything - I'm slow and deliberate and take my time to decide what to do and what the consequences will be because I don't want to get yelled at and would rather do it right the first time than sit around on constant conference …
There's someone inside your house! Watch your ass! Who's in there?? Is it yooooooooooooooooooooooooou, Tom? Is it my mom? Is it my neighbor from across the street? Is it the Schwab's street meat guy? Is it the lady who works at the dog food store and delivers our dog food from time to time? Is …
I read a lot of movie blogs - well, maybe not a ton like I used to but I read several (the ones that I like) (that most often cover non mainstream shit) and then there's some that I knew from a long time ago and I just kind of peruse every now and then. …
Sheesh. I remember when this thing first came out - I think it was one of the first movies I ever watched on my iPad back when it was AppleTV (I think) and I had NOTHING to do at my old job so I started fucking off and watching TV during my extensive downtime. NOTE: …
This is a suiting love story for Valentine's Day, right?? * Here's a funny story - well maybe anyway. When I first started writing here at Film Miasma I wanted to revisit this thing because back when it came out - WAY back when - I absolutely loved it. I even wanted to go steady …
Ugh. Well, maybe. I don't know -did we need this movie? I mean - I like Wheatley's shit. I think. For the most part. He knows his way around how to make a movie. His practical effects team are the real fucking shit when it comes to grotesque and butthole sphincter puckering gnarliness. Did he …
Amazon really, really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY wanted me to rent this movie. Every time I turn(ed) it on to see what I would have to do over my breakfast eggs (or pie) before I started applying for my jobs, this was there - RENT THIS it lusted, RENT THIS it stroked me, RENT THIS it …
I would like to start this thing off by saying that I really like Shea Wigham. And then I want to add that I'm quite fond of Olivia Munn and think Frank Grillo's pretty good too, for the most part of what I've seen him in. I can also take Bruce Dern in certain doses …
I suppose I should tell you that this is also known as: Josie Jane: Kill the Babysitter.... And here's the not comical movie poster: See, in that yellow thing, someone's going to sit on the baby. Get it?? HAHAHAHA!! No. In the second one she's going to beat the baby to pulp with the baseball …
My BBFF Cinema Parrot Disco brought this movie to my attention some time ago and I thought it sounded pretty fantastic. A bunch of old dudes kicking the fuck out of a bunch of shitbird youths, probably the kind who invade your personal space at every fucking chance they get or the ones who have …
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