**this is also a holiday tradition around here, for this holiday anyway. This was my first post out here (look how short it is) and while it’s not a super great movie at all, I get exactly one hit or view or whatever per week from china using the search term jizztowel. I don’t know …
*this is a re-post tradition here at film miasma until I watch something Christmas-y that I like better* (it also looks like I originally put this out on Christmas Eve so there’s that) Do you hate Mel Gibson? Are you old enough to remember the things he did before he said those things that he …
While I originally wanted to treat this as a Christmas movie - it's mostly set in the snow and there's lots of blood so we have the red and white motif - it looks like it's just past Christmas now so I fucked that up! But - hey - snow! And Boss Hogg! I'm going …
Hello! While this is not technically a movie about the Christmas Spirit, it's set in the snow and I can lump it into my Wintertime Spectacular. Blah blah yawn yawn shut my lips already but I don't care if it's a sequel or a seventh or even a ninth - I just want to be …
So… yes… 1984 England… I am not sure what was going on in 1984 England (I can only assume The Queen was royally commanding her fiefdom to engage in 1} celebrations of my ascent into puberty and hornitude and 2} mandatory lockdowns) but whatever they were using to shoot this movie is pretty poor. The …
Hey! Post number 3 of my Christmas Cheer 2021 attempt. WOO! I'm rolling. It's almost like a goddammed advent calendar except there are no goodies, prizes or even coal. Well.... if anything, I suppose it would be as the booby prize or the lump of coal in your sock. But, hey, at least I try. …
AHHHHHHHH – Silent Night, Deadly Night…. one of my childhood favorites! Do you know that I actually saw this at a Drive – In? No lie! The last one I ever went to. So, yep, saw this at the Drive – In when I was a kid and forgot about it until about ten years …
Seeing as how it's December and we, by that I mean " I ", just finished up our / my big fall line up of things I had lined up for fall and step into the winter, let's do some quick reflecting. I had a blog I worked on a long time ago but I …
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