Wow - you probably can't get away with that quote on that poster these days. Time to cancel Ain't It Cool News, huh? Sensitive fuckers. More importantly - have you ever seen a movie that you felt like was just made just for you? Not really anyone else but maybe just you and a couple …
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. MM HMM. Yeah baby. Fuck yeah, son. This is my kind of movie. I know some folks expect me to fawn over things with boobs galore - granted, that's deserving praise - and this has none - but this is what I like. Bloody? Yep. Not too serious? Yep. A Finnish dude in the …
For today's entry, I team up with the enigma of a man (woman? robot? chimp?) who goes only by the strange title of The Tile Doctor for a look back in time at a movie that probably no one likes or will like or even ever liked unless - unless ----> you're looking for someone …
Sometimes, something just comes along that you're not expecting and you've never heard of because you haven't been paying any fucking attention and then here it is, sitting in your lap, warming your cockles in front of the Christmas fire and that "you" I mentioned a few times before is actually me and, for real, …
