Do you remember that time you were watching that movie and it was going pretty good but it seemed like it might be the daughter of It Follows and maybe it would be some sort of let down in the end but then out of the fucking blue and you never saw that coming and …
I wish every movie could be this fun. Really - I’ve - how do I put it? - I’ve come out here and said how I’d make out with a movie here and there if that was something possible because I loved it and all that but I understand boundaries and wouldn’t cross any lines …
Do any of you remember the days of the past ---> your long term memory - when I've typed shit about living in a small town and how I actually liked it but there are things about the big city that are, indeed, nice or the times I've been happy to watch some small budget …
First off and most importantly - how have I never heard of this thing? I kind of like to pride myself on 70s drive-in sleaze filth 'ploitation etc movies but this was a total surprise. Who was hiding this from me my whole life? And, if you ever identify yourself, I'm mad at you. I …
Aside from holding the golden cup for BEST MOVIE TITLE EVER stenciled in it, this 8 minute movie lived up to its Film Miasma AwardTM and I totally loved it. As it goes, some wimpy kid, in the 70s, had a lip deformity so he hid his face behind a plastic Burt Reynolds mask, complete …
Continue reading the bloody ballad of squirt reynolds (2018)
What's this? I can't even get a decent movie poster for this thing? Why does no one fucking like me? I guess I'll have to go make my own for fucks sake. Let's see what kind of poor job I can do here. I'm sure this is miserable and Tommy Wirkola would be ashamed of …
Hey hey! Cheers cheers! Pip pip! Here here! Have any of you seen these two movies? I don't feel like I've seen anyone cover these on the blogs I look at. How is your short term memory? Do you remember recently when I talked about the first one of these? I watched it, sat on …
Continue reading nobody sleeps in the woods tonight part 2 (2021)
1 ) I thought this movie was all sorts of fun. Can I say it was 'fun as fuck'? I can - because it's my place! Was it as fun as, say, fucking? Maybe not buuuuuttttt depending on who' s doing the majority of the work, it is probably a lot less taxing but - …
Why does it seem like every movie - or maybe it's just the movies I pick - but nothing EVER has the right sized landscape for this theme of mine and NEVER has something visually pleasing for the upper movie poster thing I pick for the top of these posts? I assume a bunch of …
I'll start my intro to this piece off by telling you right now that I really like this movie, you son of a bitch. I don't really mean that last part, I just added it on because I wanted to see what that would look like in Klingon so, here you go you lucky fucking …
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