First off and most importantly - how have I never heard of this thing? I kind of like to pride myself on 70s drive-in sleaze filth 'ploitation etc movies but this was a total surprise. Who was hiding this from me my whole life? And, if you ever identify yourself, I'm mad at you. I …
Aside from holding the golden cup for BEST MOVIE TITLE EVER stenciled in it, this 8 minute movie lived up to its Film Miasma AwardTM and I totally loved it. As it goes, some wimpy kid, in the 70s, had a lip deformity so he hid his face behind a plastic Burt Reynolds mask, complete …
Continue reading the bloody ballad of squirt reynolds (2018)
What's this? I can't even get a decent movie poster for this thing? Why does no one fucking like me? I guess I'll have to go make my own for fucks sake. Let's see what kind of poor job I can do here. I'm sure this is miserable and Tommy Wirkola would be ashamed of …
Hey hey! Cheers cheers! Pip pip! Here here! Have any of you seen these two movies? I don't feel like I've seen anyone cover these on the blogs I look at. How is your short term memory? Do you remember recently when I talked about the first one of these? I watched it, sat on …
Continue reading nobody sleeps in the woods tonight part 2 (2021)
1 ) I thought this movie was all sorts of fun. Can I say it was 'fun as fuck'? I can - because it's my place! Was it as fun as, say, fucking? Maybe not buuuuuttttt depending on who' s doing the majority of the work, it is probably a lot less taxing but - …
Why does it seem like every movie - or maybe it's just the movies I pick - but nothing EVER has the right sized landscape for this theme of mine and NEVER has something visually pleasing for the upper movie poster thing I pick for the top of these posts? I assume a bunch of …
I'll start my intro to this piece off by telling you right now that I really like this movie, you son of a bitch. I don't really mean that last part, I just added it on because I wanted to see what that would look like in Klingon so, here you go you lucky fucking …
Obviously you can say or write whatever you want about Nic Cage - that's your prerogative and it's really none of my my fucking business. I mean, I guess if I hear or read it than it becomes kind of my business but it's not my business about your feelings or conceptions and I'll probably …
Continue reading a film miasma consideration: willy’s wonderland and pig
{SCRZZZZZACK ZIIICCCCHHH SCRZZZZZK]: BOY DID I GET FUCKING FOOLED BY THE TRAILER ON THIS ONE. {SKKZZZZZZZZCCCCCCCHHHHKKKKK SCRAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK ZZZZXKH] OOF That's an example of my face after watching this thing. A group of Russian - uh - well - some sort of Russian search and rescue squad get dispatched into the woods to find a missing …
Continue reading a double feature: the widow (2020) and sauna (2008)
Wow - you probably can't get away with that quote on that poster these days. Time to cancel Ain't It Cool News, huh? Sensitive fuckers. More importantly - have you ever seen a movie that you felt like was just made just for you? Not really anyone else but maybe just you and a couple …
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