Hey hey! Cheers cheers! Pip pip! Here here! Have any of you seen these two movies? I don't feel like I've seen anyone cover these on the blogs I look at. How is your short term memory? Do you remember recently when I talked about the first one of these? I watched it, sat on …
Continue reading nobody sleeps in the woods tonight part 2 (2021)
1 ) I thought this movie was all sorts of fun. Can I say it was 'fun as fuck'? I can - because it's my place! Was it as fun as, say, fucking? Maybe not buuuuuttttt depending on who' s doing the majority of the work, it is probably a lot less taxing but - …
Why does it seem like every movie - or maybe it's just the movies I pick - but nothing EVER has the right sized landscape for this theme of mine and NEVER has something visually pleasing for the upper movie poster thing I pick for the top of these posts? I assume a bunch of …
I'll start my intro to this piece off by telling you right now that I really like this movie, you son of a bitch. I don't really mean that last part, I just added it on because I wanted to see what that would look like in Klingon so, here you go you lucky fucking …
Obviously you can say or write whatever you want about Nic Cage - that's your prerogative and it's really none of my my fucking business. I mean, I guess if I hear or read it than it becomes kind of my business but it's not my business about your feelings or conceptions and I'll probably …
Continue reading a film miasma consideration: willy’s wonderland and pig
{SCRZZZZZACK ZIIICCCCHHH SCRZZZZZK]: BOY DID I GET FUCKING FOOLED BY THE TRAILER ON THIS ONE. {SKKZZZZZZZZCCCCCCCHHHHKKKKK SCRAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK ZZZZXKH] OOF That's an example of my face after watching this thing. A group of Russian - uh - well - some sort of Russian search and rescue squad get dispatched into the woods to find a missing …
Continue reading a double feature: the widow (2020) and sauna (2008)
Wow - you probably can't get away with that quote on that poster these days. Time to cancel Ain't It Cool News, huh? Sensitive fuckers. More importantly - have you ever seen a movie that you felt like was just made just for you? Not really anyone else but maybe just you and a couple …
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. MM HMM. Yeah baby. Fuck yeah, son. This is my kind of movie. I know some folks expect me to fawn over things with boobs galore - granted, that's deserving praise - and this has none - but this is what I like. Bloody? Yep. Not too serious? Yep. A Finnish dude in the …
For today's entry, I team up with the enigma of a man (woman? robot? chimp?) who goes only by the strange title of The Tile Doctor for a look back in time at a movie that probably no one likes or will like or even ever liked unless - unless ----> you're looking for someone …
Sometimes, something just comes along that you're not expecting and you've never heard of because you haven't been paying any fucking attention and then here it is, sitting in your lap, warming your cockles in front of the Christmas fire and that "you" I mentioned a few times before is actually me and, for real, …
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