I think it's prudent for me to start this one off with a zoom in from the Majestic Crime Board because, while I am a completist - this one about about broke my balls....: This movie is something else. If we thought the acting was bad in the first five of these, HOLY SHIT– it’s …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 6: slumber party massacre 3
I remember a few posts ago (or maybe one) I fully realized aloud that I've seen all of these movies and knew what I was getting into going into this project but, I also remember being a little pissed watching this the first time around. Pissed as in upset that they copied the last movie …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 5: hard to die (sorority house massacre 3)
If you're following along even at all, first -> bless you. Second, it's true that I've seen all of these movies before, which is and was the impetus for this series so I know what I'm getting into here and - I can say that this one is my favorite of the bunch. I would …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 4: sorority house massacre 2
Film Miasma PSA: I couldn't really find any good images of this thing other than four chicks embroiled in a pillow fight (that I tried to capture at the top of this thing) so the images I did grab are - maybe more PG-13 than usual. Probably not intended for screen sharing during your weekly …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 2: slumber party massacre 2
All right! Here we go! It's summer where I live and that means the sun is out --> it's fucking hot, most kids don't have to get up every morning and go to school and it's time for swimming, Making It and the obligatory slumber party. Oh but wait, I suppose I should get this …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 1: the slumber party massacre
Well, team, here we are - our last entry in this year's amazing spring theme (I think - there might be one more I can squeeze in here before the sun coms out and bakes us into curly, little pastas) (maybe) (more on that later) (maybe). These have been fun to write and I liked …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 5: witches in the woods
HMMMMM - how do we approach this thing? Is it good? Uh... Is it bad? Uh... How about this: How do you fuck up a horror movie? I can think of a couple of ways. One - you date its sister. A long time ago you, the brother and the sister all worked together as …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 4: the lords of salem
For those of you have have never let yourself in to have a look around and hopefully not steal any of my belongings, there is a tab on this theme called 'the team'. The Team currently consist of myself and yet to announce herself via posting - JB - who may or may not still …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 3: the blair witches
Well, here's Part 2 of our Spring Witches collection for 2021 and I don't think I have anything insightful or witty to go on about like I did last time, although I guess I could touch on this. Has anyone else ever wondered where the idea of these women flying around in the night on …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 2: gretel and hansel
Winter is over! Well, maybe not. Spring is here! Oh wait. Not yet! Maybe? I don't reeeeeeeeaaaallllyyyyyy remember but my grandma (not the Catholic one) (or the Baptist one) (the sperm giver's mom) used to tell me that this is the time of year when we kind of hope it stays cold and snowy because, …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 1: the vvitch
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