the last enigma machine: scream bloody murder (2003)

Have you ever seen a movie that you liked? I’ll pause while you think about that for a good minute. It’s an important question. I mean, have you? I’ll come back. *one week or so later* Yes, you say? Great! Was it ———— THIS ONE???? Somewhere in this cemetery is a gravestone reading something like …

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butcher, baker, nightmare maker (1981)

So, uh, er, wow. Have you ever heard of this movie? I hadn't until the other day when I was searching ;drive-in movies; on Prime. I looked at the synopsis and it went something like "Something something something something in this lunatic cult classic" or something. The IMDB blurb has this to advertise: "An orphaned …

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when it’s time to party we will always party hard: the friday the 13th movies ~

A FILM MIASMA RETROSPECTIVE! Will I be able to pull this off? (GUESS WHAT?? I DIDN'T!!) If there's one thing that can be said about Film Miasma is that I can't adhere to deadlines and I'm as fucking slow as they get. In my defense, it's college football season here in the place where I …

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i came to boogie part 6: slumber party massacre 3

I think it's prudent for me to start this one off with a zoom in from the Majestic Crime Board because, while I am a completist - this one about about broke my balls....: This movie is something else. If we thought the acting was bad in the first five of these, HOLY SHIT– it’s …

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i came to boogie part 5: hard to die (sorority house massacre 3)

I remember a few posts ago (or maybe one) I fully realized aloud that I've seen all of these movies and knew what I was getting into going into this project but, I also remember being a little pissed watching this the first time around. Pissed as in upset that they copied the last movie …

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