Ever since I started assuming trying failing sucking shitting embarrassing myself and others calling shame upon myself writing about things I watch however many fucking years ago, I always wanted to do series and many of them. Lots of series. To age myself, I remember trying to start doing The Walking Dead episode by episode …
This is that movie about the girl who eats things she's not supposed to. I don't mean 'not supposed to' as in spiders or hot coals or yo dog's poopies - it's not animate things and there's a condition for it that I didn't know ever existed but - fuck - I guess there's a …
I realize that poster isn't in my native English but I love the graphic. I also figure I should preface this with a few things - let it be known this really is one of my favorite Carpenter movies. I don't know how well it's known or unknown outside of the people I run around …
I've always found it difficult to write about serious movies that I like, which is kind of how we got to Film Miasma - my shitty and stinking writing about mostly shitty and stinking movies. You will very rarely me watching any of that Academy Award nominated bullshit or other arty crap because - well …
We don't normally go looking for 1990's movies with Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid out here at Film Miasma - this place is mostly devoted to horror - but someone went looking for something to watch the other day and it seems that someone's father-in-law selected the wrong Amazon profile to do his own movie …
I've always found that it's harder to write about the things you like - because it's more fun to come out and dog a piece of work for being a piece of shit - and, I suppose for me, it's rare to come across something I actually do like any more. This is one of …
There's always something fun about watching something you haven't seen in 40 years. FORTY YEARS???? GODDAMN! I guess that is or probably could be a lie. Surely it was in my videotape collection back when we had shelves and trunks full of video tapes and surely I watched it. I mean - I had the …
Going into this movie you probably need to be aware of a few things: 1 - this is based off of a book published by McSweeney's. If you're not familiar with McSweeney's, they used to be a small periodical that published relatively unknown authors a couple of times a year, sometimes more well known folks …
Do you hate Mel Gibson? Are you old enough to remember the things he did before he said those things that he said? Will you ever find it in your bag of Christmas Cheer or your Yule Sock to forgive him? While it's pretty common sense and in our society built on Ethics and Rules …
