Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
Continue reading to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
It’s Christmas time right?? *clickity clickity click click* yep - looks like it! Is that why I watched this *checks brains* yep! Here we have a - shit! I need to go make our 2022 wrapping paper! Fuck! I’ll be back. *leaves* *Comes back a week later tangled in measuring tape and knicked with stick …
Continue reading better watch out (2016) and our 2022 wrapping paper ( ! )
I suppose I’m obligated to come out and say this in the intro: I never really liked any of these movies honestly. I saw the first one when it came out in the theater and didn’t really care. Same with the second and the the third was lame and then one was in space and …
Has the time gone for me to write about The Northman? Is it now that My Fate has brought me here? Is it time for My Prophecy to be fulfilled? I remember The Witch foretold of this day and here we have become. Yae thou listeners with thy smoke filled lungs, shall I filleth thee …
I don't think there's going to be any way to do this without talking about what happens in this movie so - by the time this posts, surely the movie won't be new anymore and there's nothing to give away because you've already seen it months ago but - I'm going to talk about what …
Because I'm a steward of professionalism of objectivity, as well as a keeper of the arts, I feel I should start this off with something like this: when I first saw this movie (god damn! 12 years ago??!) (13 now??!) I LOVED it and OOOOHED and AAAHHEEDDD and maybe nutted a little I was so …
Since I'm currently not employed, I've had a lot more free time on my hands (unwillingly) to do some movie watching AND since I'm not made of money and can't go renting things all day, I have to kind of dig deep into the free shit on prime or netflix SO I remembered this movie …
Continue reading a film miasma consideration: two step (2014) and riverhead (2016)
I want to start off by saying that I'm not clever enough or forward thinking enough to have done this really on purpose. I usually watch something and then it takes me at least a couple of weeks to turn something around. I'll have to start it, add to it, end it, re-read it, edit …
The other day the time changed (that's a thing in the U.S.) and the dogs woke me up super early - which is not what I had told them to do the night before - so, being the nice and benevolent husband that I am, I quietly snuck them out to do their morning business, …
Tonight as I sit down to put something together about this movie: i am alone. Well, not totally alone, I have two dogs and one cat in the house with me. I also have Gene Rayburn and Nipsy Russell on in the other room (and Bret Summers and Charles Nelson Reilly of course). The four …
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