I want to start off by saying that I'm not clever enough or forward thinking enough to have done this really on purpose. I usually watch something and then it takes me at least a couple of weeks to turn something around. I'll have to start it, add to it, end it, re-read it, edit …
The other day the time changed (that's a thing in the U.S.) and the dogs woke me up super early - which is not what I had told them to do the night before - so, being the nice and benevolent husband that I am, I quietly snuck them out to do their morning business, …
Tonight as I sit down to put something together about this movie: i am alone. Well, not totally alone, I have two dogs and one cat in the house with me. I also have Gene Rayburn and Nipsy Russell on in the other room (and Bret Summers and Charles Nelson Reilly of course). The four …
Obviously you can say or write whatever you want about Nic Cage - that's your prerogative and it's really none of my my fucking business. I mean, I guess if I hear or read it than it becomes kind of my business but it's not my business about your feelings or conceptions and I'll probably …
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blah blah blah blah I like watching bad movies blah blah blah i've been watching them my whole life blah blah blah etc etc etc fuck off man and shut it up. Well, pardners, my movie watchin' time hasn't been too extensive lately and somehow the things I have looked at have actually been pretty …
I think the usual norm for this place is to talk about something shitty - or at least to do some shitty writing about something shitty or maybe even something I like. Mostly horror - the bad ones - I think mostly everyone else covers the good ones. I've been watching bad horror movies my …
Make no mistake, Strange Girls is a strange movie. Or, well, this is a very good movie about two, well, strange people. I guess I've already talked myself into a hole and it's still early. One thing - I have this on an old ipad that barely works any more so, if you're interested, I can't …
What are we doing today? AAAHHH Fear Street 2 - the one in the 70s! This should be right up my poop chute, yes? Can I say that? Poop chute? I did do something recently where I tried to reintroduce the act of Goosing to a new generation of Good and Curious souls - I …
However many weeks ago, I was minding my own fucking business and reading some blogs - where most people might physically read them - ahem - and I saw a bunch or a few people post about this thing. My first thought was - what the fuck is this and what's with the shitty font …
Here's the thing I wanted to post about before my breakdown the other day after I ate the fried alligator. "We called that a salvo back when men were men." advises my beloved grandpa from beyond his grave. "A salvo. Men don't break down." "I'm not like that," I reply. "My dad didn't go to …
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