Well - woah. Aside from my writing, it's hard to imagine how bad something can come to be - especially this movie. I don't really even know how to start this piece so let's try and piece this puzzle together, shall we? This awful thing takes place in and around a bar and hotel in …
Continue reading (the) howling (7): new moon rising (mystery woman) (1995)
OOOF. Yikes. Arf. Bloop blort plop. This one was tough to get through. A real stinker you might say if you were old like me. Shite. Bollocks. Bag of puke. Douchebag. Anus McManus. The Rectum. A very poorly executed piece of work. A poor decision to make this one. Do you remember in the early …
Just look at that baby in the poster... if that doesn't scream quality then I don't know what does. None but The Righteous are called to live in The Principal. No wait that’s not right for this one. Thou have called me Mighty and … No, no. I’m the guy that’s gonna save your ass!? …
When I embarked on this great adventure, I really thought I'd seen this thing. In '88 I still lived with my mom and while I did have my own room I slept out on the couch where I could watch TV all night because those were the days and the one I had in my …
I'm going to come out and say this here at the start - this movie isn't any good. It's really not and while I watched this by myself I kept asking myself what just happened because either the editing was that bad or there was no continuity or they were just filming shit to get …
Exhibit Zero OK - well - let's just get this out of the way before anyone goes on reading - this thing really has a confusing lack of werewolves in it but we can touch on that later. It may be my incorrect opinion but I think this adventure back in time has two (well, …
Slim Pickens is in this... do you need to know more? If I think about the people that read this place, I think most of us are around the same age-ish so - do you remember this movie? I remember there being a lot going around about this movie but I don't really remember when …
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