Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
Continue reading to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
I don’t think it’s a lie to say that I’ve set the bar pretty low for movie writin’ about, for point making or even for the use of punctuation, but this is my place so I can say what I wanno and have a beer and a cigar and get distracted and go play with …
I watched this thing maybe three days ago and I've been trying to think of ways to talk about it besides: well - if you really want to know look at the very bottom of this post I guess, so I don't spoil things. Since I really can't think of anything smart to say about …
Well folks. I'm sure you know already but it's the end of the year and - while I'm not a part of any apocalypse cults that worship the magical turning of the calendar, here at Film Miasma, we value everyone except for those unbearable piece of shit fucks who hurt animals so, while I could …
Well, it's almost the big night! Will I have my big post I've been threatening people about ready? Knowing me - probably not. It's almost done but I have to finish it. And --> I'm so fucking slow, so there's that. Most importantly, I would like to call recognition to myself for putting the word …
Let’s just start by saying that, aside from having the greatest titles I’ve ever seen – The Thingy is a miserable Belgian movie that is absolutely NOT fun at all and if I had that bazooka I’ve wanted for years to use on stupid automobile drivers, I would kablow this fucking thing right now and …
This movie is supposed to be about four hot chicks who go to a lake and get it on with each other and then are harassed by two different groups of men who want to have their way with them until they turn into witches and extract their revenge. That sounded promising and the movie even opened …
I first heard about this motherfucker movie over at my friend Cinema Schminema’s “FIRST FIVE” feature years and years ago… I don't think she checks or updates that site anymore but it's worth a try.... It’s so funny because she couldn’t finish it and a couple of months later I was in the grocery store, …
First off I would like to put on the record that the 'featured image' for this theme is a landscape picture I found out there involved with this movie and I threw my own title on it - so that's not their font or log line. Second, since the posters I could find to go …
oh god damn how I hate this movie. I can't stress how much I hate the pretentiousness this movie oozes. I hate the colors, I hate the constant staring. I hate the acting, I hate the score, I hate the costumes and I hate that a ton of people love this (or did at least …
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