the last enigma machine: scream bloody murder (2003)

Have you ever seen a movie that you liked? I’ll pause while you think about that for a good minute. It’s an important question. I mean, have you? I’ll come back. *one week or so later* Yes, you say? Great! Was it ———— THIS ONE???? Somewhere in this cemetery is a gravestone reading something like …

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under the silver lake (2018) – conspiracies and allusions or general nothingness

Have you seen or even remember this movie? Did you see it because of your never ending love for Andrew Garfield? Or because it was by the guy who did It Follows? Did you think ‘man that looks like shit who gives a fuck’ or did you hear about The Owl’s Kiss, think ‘ oh …

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to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn

Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …

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