under the silver lake (2018) – conspiracies and allusions or general nothingness

Have you seen or even remember this movie? Did you see it because of your never ending love for Andrew Garfield? Or because it was by the guy who did It Follows? Did you think ‘man that looks like shit who gives a fuck’ or did you hear about The Owl’s Kiss, think ‘ oh …

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to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn

Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …

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run sweetheart run, don’t worry darling and a look into the life of an eyebrow actor

Run Sweetheart Run: a female takes a client out to dinner. He’s charming! She’s comely! He lives in a nice mansion! She lives with her baby in an apartment! They go skating! He hates dogs! He’s peachy skinned and rich as fuck! She has darker skin and is currently- um - well - hey - …

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better watch out (2016) and our 2022 wrapping paper ( ! )

It’s Christmas time right?? *clickity clickity click click* yep - looks like it! Is that why I watched this *checks brains* yep! Here we have a - shit! I need to go make our 2022 wrapping paper! Fuck! I’ll be back. *leaves* *Comes back a week later tangled in measuring tape and knicked with stick …

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