feet. armpits. a couple of mustachioed men balancing on top of each other, skull to skull. loud germans - do you like these things? I would like the balancing guys but I really didn’t like this movie even if only one of those things really show up in here - the loud Germans part. Maybe …
I want to just say this right now that I thought this movie was good fun and I liked it. I wish that they had left out the last four or five minutes but hey, it's their script and not mine so *shrugs* Now - where do we go from here? Actually, I need to …
This came out 20 years ago?? *dies* Jeez. What were you doing 20 years ago? We had just bought our house. I was starting a new career that I’m no longer in - the unbelievably exciting work of telephone numbers. My first cat was still with me. I smoked. I put blond highlights in my …
Have you ever seen a movie that you liked? I’ll pause while you think about that for a good minute. It’s an important question. I mean, have you? I’ll come back. *one week or so later* Yes, you say? Great! Was it ———— THIS ONE???? Somewhere in this cemetery is a gravestone reading something like …
Continue reading the last enigma machine: scream bloody murder (2003)
WARNING! GRAPHIC NUDITY BELOW! Recently I thought I'd get to my basics and go with a nice slasher - a good, fun one in a camp where everyone wears cut off jean shorts, bikini tops, and a lot of them get speared through the gut or their sleeping bags get stuck to a motorboat propeller …
Today I thought I’d try something new and go a little more traditional for this piece. I mean, I’m sure Apu Punchau and the guy who killed himself in the bucket of beans will make a return at some point but let’s see how this cozy, home style cannibalism thing went. So this dirty, older …
Have you seen or even remember this movie? Did you see it because of your never ending love for Andrew Garfield? Or because it was by the guy who did It Follows? Did you think ‘man that looks like shit who gives a fuck’ or did you hear about The Owl’s Kiss, think ‘ oh …
Continue reading under the silver lake (2018) – conspiracies and allusions or general nothingness
In theory I’ve been working a blog since 2011 but it wasn’t always this one. I quit that old one because it attracted too many shitbags and I was trying to put something out every day which meant I wasn’t doing very good writing (not that I do now) and I had assloads more time …
Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
Continue reading to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
Do you remember that time you were watching that movie and it was going pretty good but it seemed like it might be the daughter of It Follows and maybe it would be some sort of let down in the end but then out of the fucking blue and you never saw that coming and …
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