blah blah blah blah I like watching bad movies blah blah blah i've been watching them my whole life blah blah blah etc etc etc fuck off man and shut it up. Well, pardners, my movie watchin' time hasn't been too extensive lately and somehow the things I have looked at have actually been pretty …
I guess it's been long enough - time to finish this trilogy up and move on with our lives. I also guess it would be more realistic to say that it's time to move on with my life. I liked the first two movies here and I really thought (or think) they could do a …
I think the usual norm for this place is to talk about something shitty - or at least to do some shitty writing about something shitty or maybe even something I like. Mostly horror - the bad ones - I think mostly everyone else covers the good ones. I've been watching bad horror movies my …
NOTE: I WROTE THIS POST A WHILE BACK AND IF ANYONE ACTUALLY READS THIS OR MAKES IT PAST THE THIRD IMAGE, YOU'LL NOTICE SOME TIME AND DATE IRREGULARITIES. hmmmmm - I guess I blew my wad at finding one of those nicely sized pictures for this theme's featured image. I could have always just used …
Also known as Girls For Rent"... "I'll never tell you where the bodies are buried" a beautiful, loosely clad woman whispered into my ear when I told her I I was about to write about this old movie. She smelled like cigarettes and whiskey which has never bothered me one bit and her top didn't …
Make no mistake, Strange Girls is a strange movie. Or, well, this is a very good movie about two, well, strange people. I guess I've already talked myself into a hole and it's still early. One thing - I have this on an old ipad that barely works any more so, if you're interested, I can't …
What are we doing today? AAAHHH Fear Street 2 - the one in the 70s! This should be right up my poop chute, yes? Can I say that? Poop chute? I did do something recently where I tried to reintroduce the act of Goosing to a new generation of Good and Curious souls - I …
Today we shamefully present the first episode of our podcast where you can play a drinking game to how many times I use the word "SO" and the cicadas serenade us with their lovely August sounds of fury. This thing is audio and it's probably rated R for language but that's about it aside from …
Continue reading the: i got high and burned my weenie podcast – episode 1
I was going to use this spot to try and write something about that new(ish) Army of the Dead movie that I liked and as I sat here thinking about what I could type up, I couldn't really think of anything. It was good. It's Zack Snyder. Some of it is stupid and some of …
Have you seen this? Are you familiar? I wonder what the readers of this place expect when they come here other than a bunch of nonsense? I really don't want to do big time studio movies although I do watch them for the most part. I take pride in myself for not ever watching those …
