I want to start off by saying that I'm not clever enough or forward thinking enough to have done this really on purpose. I usually watch something and then it takes me at least a couple of weeks to turn something around. I'll have to start it, add to it, end it, re-read it, edit …
Hey hey! Cheers cheers! Pip pip! Here here! Have any of you seen these two movies? I don't feel like I've seen anyone cover these on the blogs I look at. How is your short term memory? Do you remember recently when I talked about the first one of these? I watched it, sat on …
Continue reading nobody sleeps in the woods tonight part 2 (2021)
Here we are again - back to The Swimmer.The last time I keyed this up I went on about my life and bored everyone to the point of never coming back, then slipped into my smoking jacket, velvet boxer shorts and slippers and went on about the written form of this like I was some …
The other day the time changed (that's a thing in the U.S.) and the dogs woke me up super early - which is not what I had told them to do the night before - so, being the nice and benevolent husband that I am, I quietly snuck them out to do their morning business, …
1 ) I thought this movie was all sorts of fun. Can I say it was 'fun as fuck'? I can - because it's my place! Was it as fun as, say, fucking? Maybe not buuuuuttttt depending on who' s doing the majority of the work, it is probably a lot less taxing but - …
Let's see here - how do I start this thing off? I figure The Observant and Piteous Reader probably thinks that I give no thoughts to what I do out here but, really, I do. Do you see the planning and forethought that went into calling this piece 'Part 1'? That's because I have a …
I suppose I should tell you that this is also known as: Josie Jane: Kill the Babysitter.... And here's the not comical movie poster: See, in that yellow thing, someone's going to sit on the baby. Get it?? HAHAHAHA!! No. In the second one she's going to beat the baby to pulp with the baseball …
A FILM MIASMA RETROSPECTIVE! Will I be able to pull this off? (GUESS WHAT?? I DIDN'T!!) If there's one thing that can be said about Film Miasma is that I can't adhere to deadlines and I'm as fucking slow as they get. In my defense, it's college football season here in the place where I …
Continue reading when it’s time to party we will always party hard: the friday the 13th movies ~
Well, it's almost the big night! Will I have my big post I've been threatening people about ready? Knowing me - probably not. It's almost done but I have to finish it. And --> I'm so fucking slow, so there's that. Most importantly, I would like to call recognition to myself for putting the word …
Here we are and it's inching closer and closer to Halloween - I'm sure nobody even noticed or registered or cared or remembered that I'm working on a big post for the 31st. And, even if I do get it finished, it looks like it might be even longer than my usual shit so, if …
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