When I embarked on this great adventure, I really thought I'd seen this thing. In '88 I still lived with my mom and while I did have my own room I slept out on the couch where I could watch TV all night because those were the days and the one I had in my …
the movie poster is so stupid i couldn't take it so here’s some inviting lips .. I think this technically goes by the name Penetration Angst but a week or so ago I checked my spam comments and deleted a hundred of those offering me private account details and cialis and asking me out on …
Have you ever gone to Boredom City? How about Yawn Park? This Is So Uninteresting I Want To Harm Myself Town? I’ve Rarely Seen Anything So Agonizingly Slow Villas? Have you booked a trip to sail away from Port Shitpants Nothing? Always remember to fly the friendly skies on Muscle Atrophy Airlines! ♫♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♪♫ Be sure …
I've always been a big Clint Eastwood fan. I feel like I've grown up with him and he's like a family member somehow and maybe he’s my uncle who gives me beer and let’s me smoke cigarettes and look at his dirty stag magazines while my dad is off praying and shit and thinking up …
In my life I have never claimed to be quick at anything - I'm slow and deliberate and take my time to decide what to do and what the consequences will be because I don't want to get yelled at and would rather do it right the first time than sit around on constant conference …
I'm going to come out and say this here at the start - this movie isn't any good. It's really not and while I watched this by myself I kept asking myself what just happened because either the editing was that bad or there was no continuity or they were just filming shit to get …
This one kind of came with "The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave" because of the director and you can probably follow the Amazon Algorithm trail of wetness because this has Sybil Danning in it too (I don't know if I'll have posted Howling 2 since I shuffle shit round a lot) (due to …
There's someone inside your house! Watch your ass! Who's in there?? Is it yooooooooooooooooooooooooou, Tom? Is it my mom? Is it my neighbor from across the street? Is it the Schwab's street meat guy? Is it the lady who works at the dog food store and delivers our dog food from time to time? Is …
I don't know if The Babysitter - that one we covered here recently - was hugely successful or anything, but the same team gets together again for 'weekend'. This doesn't appear to be a sequel, so much, as - what do they call it these days - a reboot the same people getting together to …
Continue reading an older man smokes dope! wears a hat! weekend with the babysitter (1970)
Exhibit Zero OK - well - let's just get this out of the way before anyone goes on reading - this thing really has a confusing lack of werewolves in it but we can touch on that later. It may be my incorrect opinion but I think this adventure back in time has two (well, …
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