On The Line - a movie where Mel Gibson plays a gruff and angry 'shock', in the middle of the night, radio host. He's angry! He's pissed! He's got something to say! Don't call him if you're fucking stupid! Right! Got it! Do you understand?! YOU GOT IT?? He's edgy! He's gruff! He'll eat your …
I don’t think it’s a lie to say that I’ve set the bar pretty low for movie writin’ about, for point making or even for the use of punctuation, but this is my place so I can say what I wanno and have a beer and a cigar and get distracted and go play with …
I have never shied away from my dislike of infants - or even toddlers. I don’t know why - maybe it’s from all the filthy diapers I changed with my brother or how much my cousin cried incessantly and constantly for hours and hours and hours straight when she was getting her teeth but I …
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: WE'VE GIVEN OUR INTERN A TABLE. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO EAT AT IT. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP AT IT. IT IS ONLY ALLOWED TO WORK. IT IS ALLOWED NO BREAKS AND IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO SMILE BUT IT HAS A CHANCE TO MAKE THE TEAM HERE.] In this movie, …
Continue reading from the intern’s table: the culling (2015)
Last Halloween I took it upon myself to watch a bunch of shitty Halloween themed movies and write about them and somehow I came across something about the legend of this guy called Halloween Jack or something I hated and it was a real chore and I called it an E.A.T.S.H.I.T. movie but I moved …
I suppose I’m obligated to come out and say this in the intro: I never really liked any of these movies honestly. I saw the first one when it came out in the theater and didn’t really care. Same with the second and the the third was lame and then one was in space and …
Here at File Miasma we're always behind on the new things that come out - at lest when it comes to writing about them, not necessarily watching them, not that it makes much difference. By the time I get to them, they're probably old news and no one cares and all of that shit so, …
Hey! Paranormal Activity 2! Hey hey! Hey look! The baby isn't in the mirror in the movie poster! God damn! What's going on there? Everything's going apeshit! MM HMMM MMM HMMMM! Right? Maybe? I guess! Maybe we'll get to the technical aspects of this in a few minutes. I'm having trouble typing this up since …
I wish every movie could be this fun. Really - I’ve - how do I put it? - I’ve come out here and said how I’d make out with a movie here and there if that was something possible because I loved it and all that but I understand boundaries and wouldn’t cross any lines …
Today we present Part 1 of our investigative series into the strange, mystic and often terrifying events surrounding the production of this and other movies with titles that follow the same naming convention - - as well as the SORDID AND OBSCENE BACCHANALIA SURROUNDING THEM!!! OMG! What were you doing in 2007? Were you even …
Continue reading a film miasma expose part one: paranormal activity (2007)
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