Run Sweetheart Run: a female takes a client out to dinner. He’s charming! She’s comely! He lives in a nice mansion! She lives with her baby in an apartment! They go skating! He hates dogs! He’s peachy skinned and rich as fuck! She has darker skin and is currently- um - well - hey - …
**this is also a holiday tradition around here, for this holiday anyway. This was my first post out here (look how short it is) and while it’s not a super great movie at all, I get exactly one hit or view or whatever per week from china using the search term jizztowel. I don’t know …
*this is a re-post tradition here at film miasma until I watch something Christmas-y that I like better* (it also looks like I originally put this out on Christmas Eve so there’s that) Do you hate Mel Gibson? Are you old enough to remember the things he did before he said those things that he …
It’s Christmas time right?? *clickity clickity click click* yep - looks like it! Is that why I watched this *checks brains* yep! Here we have a - shit! I need to go make our 2022 wrapping paper! Fuck! I’ll be back. *leaves* *Comes back a week later tangled in measuring tape and knicked with stick …
Continue reading better watch out (2016) and our 2022 wrapping paper ( ! )
On The Line - a movie where Mel Gibson plays a gruff and angry 'shock', in the middle of the night, radio host. He's angry! He's pissed! He's got something to say! Don't call him if you're fucking stupid! Right! Got it! Do you understand?! YOU GOT IT?? He's edgy! He's gruff! He'll eat your …
I don’t think it’s a lie to say that I’ve set the bar pretty low for movie writin’ about, for point making or even for the use of punctuation, but this is my place so I can say what I wanno and have a beer and a cigar and get distracted and go play with …
I have never shied away from my dislike of infants - or even toddlers. I don’t know why - maybe it’s from all the filthy diapers I changed with my brother or how much my cousin cried incessantly and constantly for hours and hours and hours straight when she was getting her teeth but I …
[PUBLISHER'S NOTE: WE'VE GIVEN OUR INTERN A TABLE. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO EAT AT IT. HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP AT IT. IT IS ONLY ALLOWED TO WORK. IT IS ALLOWED NO BREAKS AND IT IS NOT ALLOWED TO SMILE BUT IT HAS A CHANCE TO MAKE THE TEAM HERE.] In this movie, …
Continue reading from the intern’s table: the culling (2015)
Last Halloween I took it upon myself to watch a bunch of shitty Halloween themed movies and write about them and somehow I came across something about the legend of this guy called Halloween Jack or something I hated and it was a real chore and I called it an E.A.T.S.H.I.T. movie but I moved …
I suppose I’m obligated to come out and say this in the intro: I never really liked any of these movies honestly. I saw the first one when it came out in the theater and didn’t really care. Same with the second and the the third was lame and then one was in space and …
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