interpretation styles

something exciting coming soon to this space

this is not the place for you, the good reader, to find quality thoughts or theses on fine art or other preposterous bullshit. or even the proper use of commas.

FUCK YEAH, SON!

I loved it!

THEY ALMOST MADE IT TO THE HAPPY ENDING…

Pretty good but needed something just a little bit more. Maybe some boobs.

AT LEAST THEY TRIED

Some movies just suck and it’s totally apparent, at least they fucking tried.

CRAP

How did this thing get made or even distributed? Here’s the sound of your dong shrinking: WAAAAUUuuummmm…. plop.

WORSE THAN THE DRAFT BEER SHITS

Draft beer can be really good, but not when the lines from the keg to the tap haven’t been cleaned in years. Think: your local county fair. The bacteria in those things get into your body and they DEMAND FORGIVENESS.

#theshits

OTHER MODULES:

SLASHERS AND CHICKS!

The favorite genre here at Film Miasma – no matter how bad it likely is, chances are I’ll probably dig it.

THE BOOBS THAT TIME FORGOT

Nostalgia from the age of the Drive-in. Probably made in or around a beach house on the California coast for 500 bucks. Odds are – I liked this one too.

GIALLO-RAMA

A (probably poor) exploration of some of the weirder efforts in Italian cinema. Also, mostly from the 70s, so expect blood and boobs.

THE STAIN REMAINS

I’m ashamed of this piece of shit.

6 thoughts on “interpretation styles

  1. Tom

    I LOVE IT!!! At first I was like, oh he’s just having conversations with himself in this post — until I realized it’s like a new kind of ranking system or tabulation mc-thingyy. Nice one! Haha! Totally threw me off. And yeah, I hate the draft beer shits. Nothing’s worse. Except maybe COVID.

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    1. My Itch!

      You’d think after so many years someone would just clean those fucking filthy beer lines. They give me the Green Apple Quick Step… and yes, I realize by using that phrase I might be your grandma…

      It’s so good to hear from you, sir! I can finally take off my Sadness Blouse!!

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