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this is not the place for you, the good reader, to find quality thoughts or theses on fine art or other preposterous bullshit. or even the proper use of commas.
FUCK YEAH, SON!
I loved it!
THEY ALMOST MADE IT TO THE HAPPY ENDING…
Pretty good but needed something just a little bit more. Maybe some boobs.
AT LEAST THEY TRIED
Some movies just suck and it’s totally apparent, at least they fucking tried.
How did this thing get made or even distributed? Here’s the sound of your dong shrinking: WAAAAUUuuummmm…. plop.
WORSE THAN THE DRAFT BEER SHITS
Draft beer can be really good, but not when the lines from the keg to the tap haven’t been cleaned in years. Think: your local county fair. The bacteria in those things get into your body and they DEMAND FORGIVENESS.
SLASHERS AND CHICKS!
The favorite genre here at Film Miasma – no matter how bad it likely is, chances are I’ll probably dig it.
THE BOOBS THAT TIME FORGOT
Nostalgia from the age of the Drive-in. Probably made in or around a beach house on the California coast for 500 bucks. Odds are – I liked this one too.
A (probably poor) exploration of some of the weirder efforts in Italian cinema. Also, mostly from the 70s, so expect blood and boobs.
THE STAIN REMAINS
I’m ashamed of this piece of shit.