when it’s time to party we will always party hard: the friday the 13th movies ~

A FILM MIASMA RETROSPECTIVE! Will I be able to pull this off? (GUESS WHAT?? I DIDN'T!!) If there's one thing that can be said about Film Miasma is that I can't adhere to deadlines and I'm as fucking slow as they get. In my defense, it's college football season here in the place where I …

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the thingy (2013) aka the miracle of life aka the thingy: confessions of a teenage placenta

Let’s just start by saying that, aside from having the greatest titles I’ve ever seen – The Thingy is a miserable Belgian movie that is absolutely NOT fun at all and if I had that bazooka I’ve wanted for years to use on stupid automobile drivers, I would kablow this fucking thing right now and …

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