Just look at that baby in the poster... if that doesn't scream quality then I don't know what does. None but The Righteous are called to live in The Principal. No wait that’s not right for this one. Thou have called me Mighty and … No, no. I’m the guy that’s gonna save your ass!? …
Recently I was writing about something, The Howling if you keep track, and started thinking about Jenny Agutter which got me thinking about this and that and other things and then this movie. When I started this new blog I vowed never to run any contests or set deadlines for myself and then, internally, to …
X... back in the old blog days - back when people use to go out and comment on shit all day and we'd have lively discussions about shit (whatever happened to that community?) (when I came back and started this new blog I went out searching for other horror places and commented on their shit …
the movie poster is so stupid i couldn't take it so here’s some inviting lips .. I think this technically goes by the name Penetration Angst but a week or so ago I checked my spam comments and deleted a hundred of those offering me private account details and cialis and asking me out on …
Have you ever gone to Boredom City? How about Yawn Park? This Is So Uninteresting I Want To Harm Myself Town? I’ve Rarely Seen Anything So Agonizingly Slow Villas? Have you booked a trip to sail away from Port Shitpants Nothing? Always remember to fly the friendly skies on Muscle Atrophy Airlines! ♫♪♫♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♪♫ Be sure …
I've always been a big Clint Eastwood fan. I feel like I've grown up with him and he's like a family member somehow and maybe he’s my uncle who gives me beer and let’s me smoke cigarettes and look at his dirty stag magazines while my dad is off praying and shit and thinking up …
This one kind of came with "The Night Evelyn Came Out Of The Grave" because of the director and you can probably follow the Amazon Algorithm trail of wetness because this has Sybil Danning in it too (I don't know if I'll have posted Howling 2 since I shuffle shit round a lot) (due to …
I think it was - or at least we think - that Thales (Greek guy) (you remember him right) was the first one to ever ask "If you were to meet another you, would you go ahead and just fucking kill your copy or go make out with it like some horny teen version of …
WOW - this movie really stunk. And before you silently judge me, it's not because there were no boobs - there were a few sets of them - they were man boobs and it's not because of that. I AM a man who likes the female figure - I do - I have my whole …
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So, uh, er, wow. Have you ever heard of this movie? I hadn't until the other day when I was searching ;drive-in movies; on Prime. I looked at the synopsis and it went something like "Something something something something in this lunatic cult classic" or something. The IMDB blurb has this to advertise: "An orphaned …
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