**this is also a holiday tradition around here, for this holiday anyway. This was my first post out here (look how short it is) and while it’s not a super great movie at all, I get exactly one hit or view or whatever per week from china using the search term jizztowel. I don’t know …
*this is a re-post tradition here at film miasma until I watch something Christmas-y that I like better* (it also looks like I originally put this out on Christmas Eve so there’s that) Do you hate Mel Gibson? Are you old enough to remember the things he did before he said those things that he …
Just look at that wicked new title card the FX people here at Film Miasma put together for this epic event. Fuck yeah! We rock! God damn! I didn't know if I'd ever do another one of these but I have some free time to kill and Mrs Film Miasma is out of town so …
Continue reading get into the octagon 2: the last duel (2021) v the last son (2021)
A FILM MIASMA RETROSPECTIVE! Will I be able to pull this off? (GUESS WHAT?? I DIDN'T!!) If there's one thing that can be said about Film Miasma is that I can't adhere to deadlines and I'm as fucking slow as they get. In my defense, it's college football season here in the place where I …
Continue reading when it’s time to party we will always party hard: the friday the 13th movies ~
hmmmm. huuurrmmmmm. huh. Did I miss something? A girl confined to a wheelchair with a seemingly perfectly happy life, goes to steal some candies from her mom's grocery bag and notices a new pill she - maybe - or might not even have to take. When she can't google it she cold calls some stranger …
Going into this movie you probably need to be aware of a few things: 1 - this is based off of a book published by McSweeney's. If you're not familiar with McSweeney's, they used to be a small periodical that published relatively unknown authors a couple of times a year, sometimes more well known folks …
Sometimes, something just comes along that you're not expecting and you've never heard of because you haven't been paying any fucking attention and then here it is, sitting in your lap, warming your cockles in front of the Christmas fire and that "you" I mentioned a few times before is actually me and, for real, …
Nicole Kidman: her porcelain flesh, her stunning red hair and her consistently misbehaving accent take long, dramatic walks through the barren streets of New York, contemplating her troubled life of wealth, cucumber sandwiches and comely women comprising the Parent Association of her kid's school. "Woe is my life..." she must think, her brows furrowing and …
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