to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn

Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …

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run sweetheart run, don’t worry darling and a look into the life of an eyebrow actor

Run Sweetheart Run: a female takes a client out to dinner. He’s charming! She’s comely! He lives in a nice mansion! She lives with her baby in an apartment! They go skating! He hates dogs! He’s peachy skinned and rich as fuck! She has darker skin and is currently- um - well - hey - …

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better watch out (2016) and our 2022 wrapping paper ( ! )

It’s Christmas time right?? *clickity clickity click click* yep - looks like it! Is that why I watched this *checks brains* yep! Here we have a - shit! I need to go make our 2022 wrapping paper! Fuck! I’ll be back. *leaves* *Comes back a week later tangled in measuring tape and knicked with stick …

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