Today we present Part 1 of our investigative series into the strange, mystic and often terrifying events surrounding the production of this and other movies with titles that follow the same naming convention - - as well as the SORDID AND OBSCENE BACCHANALIA SURROUNDING THEM!!! OMG! What were you doing in 2007? Were you even …
Continue reading a film miasma expose part one: paranormal activity (2007)
Well - woah. Aside from my writing, it's hard to imagine how bad something can come to be - especially this movie. I don't really even know how to start this piece so let's try and piece this puzzle together, shall we? This awful thing takes place in and around a bar and hotel in …
Continue reading (the) howling (7): new moon rising (mystery woman) (1995)
Let’s see here - how do I put this professionally? Because I’m classy. Here you go - what a load of shit. For real. The first 9 minutes of this are actually pretty cool and then it all just immediately fizzles out and shits itself. From the incessant and horrible whooooooooooooops and wheeeeeeess and soft …
Well, hey! What is this? As a kid from the 70s who thinks he knows everything about the 70s but for sure lived through them all, what is this 70s movie I've never seen or hear of? I mean - of course there are thousands but come on - a gritty New York drama about …
OOOF. Yikes. Arf. Bloop blort plop. This one was tough to get through. A real stinker you might say if you were old like me. Shite. Bollocks. Bag of puke. Douchebag. Anus McManus. The Rectum. A very poorly executed piece of work. A poor decision to make this one. Do you remember in the early …
Do any of you remember the days of the past ---> your long term memory - when I've typed shit about living in a small town and how I actually liked it but there are things about the big city that are, indeed, nice or the times I've been happy to watch some small budget …
I suppose it's obligatory to post this blurb - I don't know that much about this franchise. Really. I don't remember how or when I saw the first one but I was a little kid and it scared the shit out of me - really, I might have shit myself that night. The guy dancing …
Continue reading man cuts off woman’s face, wears it around town: texas chainsaw massacre (2021)
SPOILERS SPOILERS Well shit. I feel like the first trailer for this excellent and creepy AF looking movie came out at my old job - like maybe in 2018 or so? It looked so bad ass and maybe we’d get something sooooooo good for the first time in a long time and was this by …
I'm going to come out and say this here at the start - this movie isn't any good. It's really not and while I watched this by myself I kept asking myself what just happened because either the editing was that bad or there was no continuity or they were just filming shit to get …
There's someone inside your house! Watch your ass! Who's in there?? Is it yooooooooooooooooooooooooou, Tom? Is it my mom? Is it my neighbor from across the street? Is it the Schwab's street meat guy? Is it the lady who works at the dog food store and delivers our dog food from time to time? Is …
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