Dear Knives Out, I barely remember you but I do remember you having bad breath. Something about an old rich white dude living in and old rich white dude house with a young hot Hispanic ‘caretaker’, right? I mean smoking hot. A bunch of rich white kids and grandkids too, right? Tony Curtis’ kid. That …
Continue reading to all the old knives out, the pearl onion has wounded the fawn
I don’t think it’s a lie to say that I’ve set the bar pretty low for movie writin’ about, for point making or even for the use of punctuation, but this is my place so I can say what I wanno and have a beer and a cigar and get distracted and go play with …
Well - woah. Aside from my writing, it's hard to imagine how bad something can come to be - especially this movie. I don't really even know how to start this piece so let's try and piece this puzzle together, shall we? This awful thing takes place in and around a bar and hotel in …
Continue reading (the) howling (7): new moon rising (mystery woman) (1995)
While I normally spend a few days writing, spellchecking and adding commas to my shitty intros to my crappy posts, I HAVE to get this out of the way now, before I forget I found it or before I forget where I was going with my brains. Here: OK - that's over with. Now I …
OOOF. Yikes. Arf. Bloop blort plop. This one was tough to get through. A real stinker you might say if you were old like me. Shite. Bollocks. Bag of puke. Douchebag. Anus McManus. The Rectum. A very poorly executed piece of work. A poor decision to make this one. Do you remember in the early …
When I embarked on this great adventure, I really thought I'd seen this thing. In '88 I still lived with my mom and while I did have my own room I slept out on the couch where I could watch TV all night because those were the days and the one I had in my …
WOW - this movie really stunk. And before you silently judge me, it's not because there were no boobs - there were a few sets of them - they were man boobs and it's not because of that. I AM a man who likes the female figure - I do - I have my whole …
Continue reading i came to boogie part 7: slumber party massacre (2021)
You know what's irritating? If you're going to look this up, it's listed as a TV show in Hulu's In The Dark series , so you have to go dig around to find out the year it was actually released to go into your big time title of your post. Know what else? NO ONE …
This thing popped up one day as something I'd like to watch - presumably because I searched for drive-in movies - underneath the title were the words 'cult classic' and 'abel ferrara' followed by (or maybe before) the numbers '1981'. I will say that I was put off by those words as well as those …
Well folks. I'm sure you know already but it's the end of the year and - while I'm not a part of any apocalypse cults that worship the magical turning of the calendar, here at Film Miasma, we value everyone except for those unbearable piece of shit fucks who hurt animals so, while I could …
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