This movie is supposed to be about four hot chicks who go to a lake and get it on with each other and then are harassed by two different groups of men who want to have their way with them until they turn into witches and extract their revenge. That sounded promising and the movie even opened …
{SCRZZZZZACK ZIIICCCCHHH SCRZZZZZK]: BOY DID I GET FUCKING FOOLED BY THE TRAILER ON THIS ONE. {SKKZZZZZZZZCCCCCCCHHHHKKKKK SCRAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK ZZZZXKH] OOF That's an example of my face after watching this thing. A group of Russian - uh - well - some sort of Russian search and rescue squad get dispatched into the woods to find a missing …
Continue reading a double feature: the widow (2020) and sauna (2008)
Today we'll take a quick break from our ongoing look into the arcanum of slumber parties and sorority houses for something newer, be it the right decision or not - which, is probably not as we continue along here at this place. Notice please that the title on this movie poster differs from the title …
I suppose this could have crept into our witches in the woods offering a few weeks ago but - I'm too lazy to do any quick writing so, well, it didn't. Plus I started working on another multi-week project that I'm kind of proud of myself with but I still have a lot of polishing …
HMMMMM - how do we approach this thing? Is it good? Uh... Is it bad? Uh... How about this: How do you fuck up a horror movie? I can think of a couple of ways. One - you date its sister. A long time ago you, the brother and the sister all worked together as …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 4: the lords of salem
Winter is over! Well, maybe not. Spring is here! Oh wait. Not yet! Maybe? I don't reeeeeeeeaaaallllyyyyyy remember but my grandma (not the Catholic one) (or the Baptist one) (the sperm giver's mom) used to tell me that this is the time of year when we kind of hope it stays cold and snowy because, …
Continue reading charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 1: the vvitch
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