charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 4: the lords of salem

HMMMMM - how do we approach this thing? Is it good? Uh... Is it bad? Uh... How about this: How do you fuck up a horror movie? I can think of a couple of ways. One - you date its sister. A long time ago you, the brother and the sister all worked together as …

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charms and dolls – the witches in the woods part 1: the vvitch

Winter is over! Well, maybe not. Spring is here! Oh wait. Not yet! Maybe? I don't reeeeeeeeaaaallllyyyyyy remember but my grandma (not the Catholic one) (or the Baptist one) (the sperm giver's mom) used to tell me that this is the time of year when we kind of hope it stays cold and snowy because, …

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